Damn it's hot

The chipmunks have vacated. I suspect a zoning issue. It was only a matter of time before something other than hair took root. If you look carefully, you'll notice I'm in full bloom. Although my original intent was to shoot for "Kid 'n Play" cylindrical hair, I'm leaning more towards a flock of seagulls look.

So long Micheal

I think I'm almost ready to join the management team! Note the original art work on the wall (it was originally from Wal-Mart). Even though the bottom of my head is cropped, you can still count 3 chins!

Halfway Point

Here we are at the halfway point (6 months). My theory regarding the rate of growth increasing due to gravitational effects is getting harder to support. They must of had more gravity in Newton's time, although I can't speculate where it went. Maybe it's in Newark and that's why it smells so bad (think about it ....). Do they still sell leather headbands?

Bonus Pic

I don't think words can possibly describe this 'do

Nice Rocks

I decided to get that fresh out of bed look this month. I waited several days until it looked just right. My poor comb is getting quite the workout and keeps getting stuck in the hair. A band of truent chipmunks have taken refuge in my hair - claiming something about it being their embassy. Silly chipmunks. And for those who actually care, yes it's a Saab

Shaggy Dawg

So here we are at the 4 month mark. You can't see it from this perspective, but in the back my hair now reaches my butt. It's really hard to take a picture of your backside and the little woman can only seem to take pictures of her thumb. I also found out that as my head gets bigger, it makes me look thinner!

March Madness

Hi, It's me CurlyFatHeadBoy again. Here I am with 3 months of growth. I now carry a comb but it's not one of those unbreakable kinds that used to come in a leather holder for 25 cents. It's a cheap one I got free at the hotel in Sunnyvale, CA when I told the guy at the desk I "lost" mine. Truth is, I lost it about 15 or 20 years ago. Denny said people don't carry combs in their back pockets anymore so I'm not sure where to put it

January 2009

This was taken on Super Bowl Sunday. This is the longest hair I've had in about 15 years. It's starting to stick up. Soon, I'll need to buy a comb. They used to cost a nickel. I wonder how much they cost these days.

Christmas 2008

Here I am at the one month mark. I can still wake up every morning without a hair out of place. I'm not sure but I think I was working up a good beltch when this picture was taken.

Hi kids!!

Here is a picture of my hair shortly after a haircut with the 3mm flow bee blade. we'll use this as a baseline

Hi it's me, Curley FatHead Boy!

On November 30, 2008, I got my hair cut using the #1 attachment (3mm) and will be tracking my hair growing progress for a 1 year interval - or until my shampoo runs dry (whichever comes first). I'll post pictures if my mom lets me use the camera